Pre Trip Post


 

Hello! Welcome to my blog about my trip across the United States! I don't really have any big plans, just kinda driving around! Let me know in the comments if there's anything I should be doing!


Here's my rough itinerary, in case you need to hunt me down to try and harvest my organs! Included in my itinerary are my goals for each city I'm visiting. And if you are trying to harvest my organs, you should know I spent 14 years chugging gallons of gin out of rusty buckets and smoking cartons of cigarettes' a day!


July 10-11 -- PITTSBURG -- Goal: Get a Fancy Haircut!

July 11-13 -- CHICAGO -- Goal: Pet a Cat!

July 13-14 -- UNDISCLOSED MISSOURI CAMPSITE -- Goal: Set up the Tent and Sleep in it! 

July 14-16 -- DENVER -- Goal: Learn some Beaver Facts, and Talk to Someone about Beaver Facts!

July 16-17 -- ALBUQUERQUE -- Goal: Locate Albuquerque's City Hall!

July 17-20 -- BIG OLD HOLE (AKA GRAND CANYON) -- Goal: Meet a new Bug!

July 20-22 -- PHOENIX -- Goal: Drink Something I've Never Drank Before!

July 22-26 -- LOS ANGELES -- Goal: Form a Very Strong Opinion About a Painting!

July 26-31 -- SAN FRANCISCO -- Goal: Sourdough Every Day! EVERY DAY DAMNIT!

August ?? -- ?????? -- Goal: Find My Way Home I Guess!


I'll try to post at least once per city, and again I have not had insurance for years, so there is no doubt that most of my organs do not work the way they should! 

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  1. UnknownJuly 11, 2021 at 6:18 PM

    Thanks for the itinerary and good to know about your organs!

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